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April 12th, 2015, 3:03 pm

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Reply Slitherhen, April 12th, 2015, 3:10 pm

my eyes burn from all this BONBON

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Reader's Comments:

Reply Cassanthia, April 12th, 2015, 5:09 pm

bON bON lIKE THE NEW SUIT

Reply Slitherhen, April 12th, 2015, 7:27 pm

@Cassanthia: GOOD SHE LIKES IT TOO

Reply Guest, April 12th, 2015, 7:30 pm

@Slitherhen: COOL, ALSO POOR HOT NO FOOD
X-(

Reply Slitherhen, April 12th, 2015, 7:43 pm

@Guest: THERE IS ALWAYS.... BONBON..

Reply WhiteTigerCubMia, April 12th, 2015, 5:47 pm

AaaAAAaaaaAaaa YES NEW CUTE BONBON OUTFIT

Reply Slitherhen, April 12th, 2015, 7:28 pm

@WhiteTigerCubMia: YEA SHE MAKES HER OWN OUTFITS!!

Reply LordWaffles, April 12th, 2015, 6:00 pm

================INTERVIEWER==================
Hello everyone to a special episode of BTC
tonights guest Charles Plik the 5th twice removed. also known as Pluck in the webcomic
HOT DAMN!
===============:CHARLES:=====================
Actually it's Hot Dagn i believe that the writer forgot to put on auto-correct when writing so the finished product is often very amusing.
================INTERVIEWER==================
Yeah whatever, ANYWAYS tell us Charles whats it like being in the comic?
===============:CHARLES:=====================
Oh its wonderful the cast is great, Jane is hilarious as Hot she add a sort-of charm to the character. John is also very talented as Jon, personally hes my favorite character.
================INTERVIEWER==================
What do think of Jessica kombi?
(BonBon's actor)
===============:CHARLES:=====================
Oh Her... well she's very talented for being a new actor at such a young age. though i have to admit it is sometimes uncomfortable
when i have to hit on her in character.
================INTERVIEWER==================
(Jessica is 17 years old and is a AAActor already.)

Is that so.. then what do you think of the
rumors of you making advances on Jessica?
===============:CHARLES:=====================
O-oh th-that uhh thats uh not true
================INTERVIEWER==================
Ahem if i may quote a secret tipster

"Yeah he uh made some really suggestive comments towards Jess after we began the break
I tried asking Jess about it be she just didn't want to talk about it, and a little after that she was randomly disappearing after
an update and so was Charles."

And another one that is bit more crass but i like it.

"pluck is a weird ass *BOP*-in lizard that has a fetish for candy wrappers sometimes if you leave your butterscotch wrapper, and this just what i hear from others but if you leave it not only 10 minutes later you will hear a light *fapping sound* though that just what i heard."


So Charles what do you have say about this.
===============:CHARLES:=====================
...I'm leaving *Beep* this and *Boop* you.

Reply Slitherhen, April 12th, 2015, 7:46 pm

@LordWaffles: omg idek know what to say when you write these masterpieces
but
http://orig12.deviantart.net/fa58/f/2015/102/3/f/wtfno_by_slitherbot-d8pi654.png
yet again

Reply LordWaffles, April 14th, 2015, 1:53 am

@Slitherhen:
===========:Pluck:===========
Uhh NOTHING GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
===========:BonBon:==========
w-what this is my room...!
OH MY GAWD YOUR WATCHING CANDY PORN
AGAIN AREN'T YOU! >:[
===========:Pluck:===========
NO SWEETUMS I-
===========:BonBon:==========
OMFG WE ARE NOT A COUPLE PLUCK
NOW OUT!
===========:Pluck:===========
But...
===========:BonBon:==========
OUT!!!

=============================
===========:TheEnd:==========
=============================

Epilogue:*Listen to "Never get naked in your shower" by juliansmith87 while reading tis part Link:[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3eb0Kick6w ] its not as weird as it sounds*

-Hot Became a Architect for mazes and got married to a potato person thing (Her husband hasn't been seen since the honeymoon)-

-Meep became a eye doctor and over 400 casualties have happen. Meep died of ODing on Blood (OverDrinking)-

-Jon was last seen at a porty potty-

-BonBon became a fashion designer and pity dated Pluck for a year until Pluck tried breaking into her house. BonBon has a restraining order on him that prevents him from being within 1000 feet of her, she lives in neo tokyo now just in case, and is also it's part-time magical gir named 'The super sweet sugar babe BonBon' (Hot is the only one she kept in connect after they escaped the maze)-

-Pluck after being in prison for trying to rob a gun store with a bat, and breaking and entering thought he had to change his ways so
he did one session of therapy,got drunk, renamed himself pickleBeatch and was last seen in the NewYork marathon with others...Did i mention that he was in a car 67 people died that day and 23 plus a mother and baby are now in a vegetable state (One candy person reported before the marathon that she had seen
him take pictures of her while unwrapping.)-

-Indigo had a Huge crush on Hot and little after Hot got married she kinda of [ http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/yamcha_suicide_4404.jpg ]-

-Burr became a writer and married a popcorn thing together they make movies happily. Hot and him talk often though it ends with him making a pun and Hot hanging up(Holy shit he got the less shitty end of the sick-

and polyric well nobody gives a fuck about him.

Reply LordWaffles, April 14th, 2015, 3:37 pm

6 Years later @LordWaffles:

A BonBon and Hot fanfic you've been warned

Hot after years of building maze thought to have a vacation, she didn't really know where to go though...! suddenly she had picked up her phone and called Burr.

Burr:Hey hot stuff whats up
*Hot hanged up*
Burr:... hello?

A bit mad and a bit tired she mustarded all she had and gave BonBon a call.

BonBon:Hey
Hot:Bonbon how you doing
Bonbon:Good you?
Hot:Well i'm so glad you asked i've been fin-
Bonbon:By the way this is just a prerecorded message
Hot:WHAT NOOOooooo
*Dogy wimpers*
Bonbon:Naw gurl i'm just fucking wit ya
Hot:Bonbon can i vaca at your location
Bonbo:*Deepens voice and talks under breath* Only if you bring that choice ass.
Hot:Wat
Bonbon:Whaaat? sure do you need plane tickets
Hot:No but-
*Ding dong*
-A ticket goes threw Hot's mail slide thing...
Bonbon:that yo ticket
Hot:Wow thanks bonbon i'll be sure to be there
tomorrow so i'm gonna pack so i have hang u-
Bonbon:NO! no leave it on and keep me to your ear
Hot:UUhhh okay i don't see a problem with that
*90 minutes of this*
BonBon:*Inhales loudly* *Exhales loudly*
*Inhales loudly* *Exhales loudly*
*Inhales loudly* *Exhales loudly*
*Inhales loudly* *Exhales loudly*
*Inhales loudly* *Exhales loudly*
*Inhales loudly* *Exhales loudly*
*Inhales loudly* *Exhales loudly*
*Inhales loudly* *Exhales loudly*
*Inhales loudly* *Exhales loudly*
-TBC by whoever reads this-

Reply Slitherhen, April 14th, 2015, 6:13 pm

A+ FANFIC @LordWaffles: (A CONTINUATION OF THIS BEAUTIFUL STORY)

As Bonbon continued to breath on the phone, Hot went through all her luggage...

HOT: okie dokie bonbon i have to go to the airport now i'll call--
BONBON: *HEAVING BREATHING*
BONBON: KEEP ME ON THE LINE
HOT: yea sure why not
*hot runs to airport like a dog*

CUE THIS MUSIC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBlFHuCzPgY

HOT: uhm bonbon i have to hang up now the flight attendant is bothering me about restrictions and stuff and phones interfere with the plane doodads and frankly i cant stand this anymore
*hangs up*
*hot chills on plane eating peanuts*
HOT: this is good..
THIS IMAGE FOR 8 HOURS: http://orig01.deviantart.net/9965/f/2015/104/8/5/nice_by_slitherbot-d8pq8tv.png

HOT: ah im finally here in neo tokyo to visit my good ol friend bonbo-
BONBON: WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU
HOT: my friend at last
BONBON: I FORGIVE YOU BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT YOU CALLED ME YOUR FRIEND
BONBON: COME WITH ME..

HOT RIDES WITH BONBON ON HER COOL MOTORCYCLE FIT FOR EXTREME CHICKS LIKE THE BOTH OF THEM.
THEN THEY GO TO HER SUPER SECRET BASE HIDEOUT HIDDEN WITHIN THE ALLEY OF BONBONS SWAGGY APARTMENT.
NOW IMAGINE THE HIDEOUT LOOKS REALLY AWESOME.

THIS SONG PLAYS IN BACKGROUND WHICH IS VERY FITTING: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU

BONBON: WELCOME TO THE SECRET WORLD OF THE SUPER SWEET SUGAR BABE BONBON
BONBON: now hot
*gets on one knee*
BONBON: will u be my.....
*opens small box with beautiful magical girl egg*
HOT: *SPARKLY EYES*
BONBON: SIDEKICK
HOT: OH
HOT: MY
HOT: GOSH
HOT: YES
*they kiss like an anime or something cuz thats what magical grls do*

TO BE....... CONTINUED????

Reply LordWaffles, April 15th, 2015, 12:18 am

@Slitherhen:
Bitful jist bitful
Now lets leave the reader to they're prevented mind set about what happens after that i'm sure its something you would see on public tv

Reply The Gamer, April 12th, 2015, 8:44 pm

AHHH hot's face is so adorable at the fourth panel though!

...

Oh hey i almost forgot about bonbon's new outfit but hey it looks nice either way

Reply MoffD, April 15th, 2015, 3:18 pm

Wonder what's in bonbon's diary >:3

Reply LordWaffles, April 15th, 2015, 10:46 pm

Hot:Practice.

BonBon starts wailing on Hot

Reply Roxxie, November 15th, 2016, 9:26 am

OH MY *beep*ING GOD IM DYING

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