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April 5th, 2015, 6:43 pm


♥ Author's Comments ♥

Reply Slitherhen, April 5th, 2015, 6:51 pm

*FRICKIN AIR HORN NOISES* NERRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Reply Slitherhen, April 9th, 2015, 12:58 am

SO MUCH COMMENTS!!?!!??!

♥ Reader's Comments ♥

Reply plushdork, April 5th, 2015, 7:09 pm

not so hot OHO hot dear you have strawberry jam on your face we can't let you run around like that... or you smudged your red lipstick dear

Reply Slitherhen, April 9th, 2015, 12:30 am

@plushdork: YES her lipstick of choice is the blood of her enemies

Reply Cassanthia, April 5th, 2015, 7:42 pm

My poor puppy bab
Butt it was funny ok

Reply Slitherhen, April 9th, 2015, 12:32 am

@Cassanthia: GASP insult to injury!!!! how dare! to this small pup!

Reply Cassanthia, April 9th, 2015, 1:07 am

@Slitherhen: it WAS FUNNY OK GOD
jesus

hhhhhhhhh

Reply Slitherhen, April 9th, 2015, 1:23 am

@Cassanthia: OOPS IM DUMB THE DOG IS OK

Reply Cassanthia, April 9th, 2015, 2:14 am

@Slitherhen: O K

Reply LordWaffles, April 5th, 2015, 8:00 pm

Puns fo daeis Mii:Hey burr
Burr: huh me?
Mii:Yeah hey tell me does this smell like chloroform?

Later...
Burr slowly wakes up with a headlight on pointed straight to his face and in from the shadows, mii! i walk in wearing suit and holding a suit case. bur is tied up to a chair.

Burr:huh wha neh
Mii:hello burr
Burr:YOU! LET ME GO
Mii:...no

*I open the suitcase that is filled with glasses*

Mii:You have 2 choices
Mii:Pick a pair of shades and join me on a quest of awesome punnyness or...
Burr:or--...

Another light show out of no where and is shining directly onto Pickmanlikopop lickatoo

Polyric:Thats not my name! and i'm already a lantern is this necessary.
Mii:Shut up lickpoop
Polyric::'[
Mii:...or-
*Pulls a gun to KIPNIC poknicticly hamcham*
Mii:I'll "burrn" you alive

Polric:I don't think this a good i-
Mii:NOBODY GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK NOW SHUT UP YOU USELESS WASTE OF GAS!!!

-What will happen to burr-
Polyric:what about m-
-What will happen!!!!-

Reply Slitherhen, April 9th, 2015, 12:49 am

@LordWaffles: OH SNAP!!!!!!!
UH!!!!
HE WOULD..

burr: I GUESS I HAAVE NO CHOICE??!?! i will accept these... awesome punnyness shades
polriyclicklook: NOOOOOOOO
*YOU SHOOT BCUZ THATS WHAT YOU SAID YOU WOULD DO??*
*POOLRIC EXPLODE*
*YOU ALSO EXPLODE, CUZ YOU ARE FLESHY*

Everyone but burr is dead.

burr: looks like ur shades didnt work
burr: because.. theyre meant to block out light and uh, poknictcly hamcham is a.. a lantern..
burr: and explosions give off light too, so theres that
burr: ok im just gonna leave n-
*falls over in his chair while still tied*
burr: welp

Reply LordWaffles, April 9th, 2015, 1:00 am

Byron LIFES x87 @Slitherhen:
*A new me pops out of nowhere*
*Then pulls out a new set of shades*
*Burr looks up in disbelief*

Burr:H-how?
Me:Clones
Burr:oh...

Reply Slitherhen, April 9th, 2015, 1:18 am

@LordWaffles: OH SNAP YET AGAIN

How can burr get out of THIS plot twist??

poplerkillalot: IM STILL ALIVE
*EXPLODES AGAIN FOR NO REASON*
*YOU DIE ALSO AGAIN*
burr: how convenient!
*ANOTHER YOU CLONE EMERGES FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AGAIN*

pooolick: IM STILL ALIVE
*EXPLODES AGAIN FOR NO REASON*
*YOU DIE ALSO AGAIN*
burr: how convenient?
*ANOTHER YOU CLONE EMERGES FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AGAIN*

PICKLELOT: IM STILL ALIVE
*EXPLODES AGAIN FOR NO REASON*
*YOU DIE ALSO AGAIN*
burr: how... convenient?!?
*ANOTHER YOU CLONE EMERGES FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AGAIN*

PERSONLOOPLUM: IM STILL ALIVE
*EXPLODES AGAIN FOR NO REASON*
*YOU DIE ALSO AGAIN*
burr: um
*ANOTHER YOU CLONE EMERGES FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AGAIN*

pollypocket: IM STILL ALIVE
*EXPLODES AGAIN FOR NO REASON*
*YOU DIE ALSO AGAIN*
burr: alright what the fuck
*ANOTHER YOU CLONE EMERGES FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AGAIN*

Reply LordWaffles, April 9th, 2015, 2:09 am

@Slitherhen:
Me:FUCK THIS SHEEEEEET sorry burr
Burr:huh why are you sorry
Me:Because this

*I throw Burr on top of Bunplugric as a bomb sheild*

Burr dies and unlike me and Polygem64loser
he doen't have extra lifes i run away to a safe local dinner and eat some bacon ice cream

-Epilogue-
*Read in a noir accent*
It's been 4 months since the incident i've thought over it with myself and has come to the conclusion Burr would of made a mighty fine Meat,metal..shield?

I think back to my past attempts to gain a party member... all failed the last one was weird it summoned a pizza topping on me more than once... on sec thought that probs wasn't a lost in fact i think a dodged a bullet with that one but never the less, i've given up on the search for a side-kick.

i guess this world isn't ready for awesome puns yet.

The end...?




Secret End- Ploybutt wakes up to the scraps of
burr
Pisslick:No
Pickluck:I'm so sorry i didn't mean too...

*Picklickpissdrick has no more oil and is dying slowly his light bulb has been busted well every is busted he only has 1 life left
he will die soon*

>Kill Byron *Try to hopefully*
>Slowly die
>Kill self
>Find a way to make the most of your time
>Sob
>Get laid (What would happen:Dies before anything happens)
>Do a song and dance number with Burrs rotten corpse.

Reply Slitherhen, April 9th, 2015, 2:45 am

@LordWaffles: ~SECRET ENDING ONLY FOUND ON LIMITED EDITION Hot Dagn™ BLU-RAY DVD~

*ME. SLITHER. WALKS IN LOCAL DINER*
*ORDERS MANGO SMOOTHIE*
*SITS AT YOUR TABLE*
i know what youve done to burr and i applaud you *two slow claps* but for only TWO APPLAUDS.
*SERIOUS GLARE*
i cant have a character killed off, its not in the budget. how am i gonna get the money to film this scene?!
i mean COME ON *slams table* BURR CANNOT DIE! HIS ACTOR IS NOT GOING TO BE HAPPY WITH THIS
*SIGHS*
ALL FOR YOUR STINKIN SEARCH FOR A PUN SIDE KICK!!!
*MANAGER OF DINER WALKS OVER*
manger: is there a probl-
*I STAB!!!!!*
Hot Dagn™ CANT END LIKE THIS!!!!

(MEANWHILE, WITH LICKPOLL)
*IS STILL DANCING WITH BOTH BURR CORPSE AND CLONE CORPSES*

Reply Floops, April 6th, 2015, 3:12 am

Pluck is gay for Burr sorry i dont make th rules

Reply Slitherhen, April 9th, 2015, 12:51 am

@Floops: OMG YEA..

Reply WhiteTigerCubMia, April 8th, 2015, 4:29 am

*THROWS ARMS IN THE AIR*

BURR GETTA OUTTA HERE!!!! HOW DARE!!!
HOW DARE YOU INSULT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR.
I REFUSE TO LOOK AT YOU EVER AGAIn!!!
I DONT KNOW YOU ANYMORE!!

Wait....who ARE YOU AGAIn??? Who is this?? Huh???? Ugh???? Um?? I feel like I knew this person, but's all.... just a BLUR!!!!

(hehehehehehheehheehhehehe)

Reply Slitherhen, April 9th, 2015, 12:55 am

@WhiteTigerCubMia: NO ONE MESSES WITH The Dog!!!! NO ONE!!! NOT EVEN WEIRD BROKEN GLASSES GUY!! NO BUt seriously what even is he

Reply Cubefiend, April 8th, 2015, 2:37 pm

save the dog

Reply Slitherhen, April 9th, 2015, 12:57 am

@Cubefiend: I want to save The Dog!!

Reply suchasillyfairy, June 30th, 2015, 9:48 am

SOBS

Reply Roxxie, November 15th, 2016, 9:09 am

allright thAts the final straw
*jumps aboard ship* onward!

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