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March 1st, 2015, 4:30 pm

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Reply Slitherhen, March 1st, 2015, 4:37 pm

GATHER AROUND READER FRIENDS WHAT SHOULD THE NAME BE OF THIS MYSTERIOUS LAMP PERSON BE???!!!

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Reply Slitherhen, March 1st, 2015, 4:39 pm

also hey meepay is okay

Reply Boi (Guest), September 5th, 2016, 3:09 pm

@Slitherhen: "ok" WHERE THE FREK DID HIS EYES GO???!!!??

Reply LordWaffles, March 1st, 2015, 5:26 pm

The purpl guy/girl is now named Meepay

Reply Cassanthia, March 1st, 2015, 7:05 pm

omg he is so cute

Reply Floops, March 1st, 2015, 10:11 pm

CALL THEM Poly Lok

Reply miikarenn, March 2nd, 2015, 1:46 am

@Slitherhen: he seems like an eric but idk

Reply LordWaffles, March 2nd, 2015, 3:19 am

100 Name ideas (1-50) 1)Lit
2)Soop
2)Oille (git it)
4)Tim Ferrling
5)Tights make me feel self conscious
4)Old avatar
6)Cool new avatar
7)Lampy teh magniffasintly dull lamp
8)Devil boner
9)Devil water(grl ver)
10)ass
11)and
12)fire
13)South park reference
14)Meep:WHERE THE FUCK R MIA EYES
15)Plrple Guy
16)Plrple Gal
17)ButtBug
18)Poop it out
19)Up the butt(alt.name ShotsShotsShotsShots)
20)Well i guess out
21)ShotsShotsShotsShots
22)that one song that was really dumb
23)Fire
24)Wipe all out
25)Punny
26)Sometimes when i make a salad i take a knife and see if i want figers in it.
27)Happy b-day
28)I wanted chocolate
29)[1]For the first time in my life, I see it clearly
I realize the power of being a woman.
Twenty nine years old and time’s on my side.
I'm in my prime, I've hit my stride
I got so much charisma, and so many options
It's nice to always have my pick
[2]I'm at the top of my game
possibilities are endless, and I just feel really pretty
I'm holding out for someone who meets my standards
won't settle for anything less than perfect
I know what I want and I can have have it
I'm surrounded by love and peace
[3]Thing unfolds when they're supposed to
cause everything happens for a reason
It’ll happen for me when I'm not even looking
he'll just appear and I'll just know
And he'll love me forever without any work
who needs to try when things are meant to be
[4]Everything happens for a reason, you know I truly believe that
[5]Oh my God, it does so, everything happens for a reason
[6]Just say: Hey universe, I'm ready, it'll happen when you least expect it
[7]Maybe you're putting the wrong vibe, maybe you're closed off to love
[8] Let me tell you a secret, it's call a secret
[9]Your negativity is self-fulfilling prophecy, the reason things go well for me is 'cause of positivity
[10] It never once occurred to me that things won't work out perfectly, when God closes a door you see, he opens a window
[11]Cause life is good
30)holy shit that was alot of copy and paste
31)[1]There's nobody left, I'm all alone
[2] There's nobody left, I'm all alone
Why the fuck did I wait, what's wrong with me?
In two short years, I'm gonna be 33
Who the hell who want me then, my ovaries are shrinking
I'm disgusting and everyone feels bad for me
And I never get invited to dinner party anymore
[3]There's nobody left, I'm all alone
You're such a fucking idiot,
You think you're so special because people tell you that now
But that will stop and be replaced with looks of pity
[4]Oh, what, you think biological reality doesn't apply to you
and your adorable cocoon of agelessness, well it does
While you're just waiting around and focusing on you,
guess what, you're gonna miss you fucking window!
[5]Yeah you said that before
[6]What about the Haitian earthquake or cellulite on skinny woman
[7]Well I don't expect it at all now, so I guess it's right around the corner
[8]Here's another secret, you're an asshole
[9] Well I'm positive fertility always begins to atrophy, when infantile fantasy eclipses true reality
[10]You realize that’s a smaller opening, right?
You used to be able to walk out the front door
And now you have to climb out some slightly ajar window somewhere
Possibly falling like 5 stories to your death, that is not an upgrade.
And you know what's else
There's nobody left, I'm all alone
I fucking hate you, you're such an arrogant cunt
You're so stupid
[11]Cause life is over
32)i just copy and pasted all the chizpsssss
33)*deepens voice*all of them
34)Price
35)Cartmen
36)shop
37)quickymark
38)P.T. is scary
39)God i'm already runing out of ideas
40)Like i'm just typeing randome shit it would royally suck if chrome stopped working
41)Still a virgin (Movie reference)
42)Noop
43)nip
44)Niccolause
45)SO FUCKING CLOSE
46)GAhhhhhhhahhha hehe
48)What do you mean too soon
49)you need more characters with a name that starts with n or b
50)Oh look at the number welp i'm done here
https://i.imgur.com/jnjeNtU.png

Reply Slitherhen, March 2nd, 2015, 4:48 pm

@LordWaffles: that kinda pizzazz and spunk will get ya places youre hired sonny
now get back in this window

Reply WhiteTigerCubMia, March 3rd, 2015, 9:00 pm

Ah yes, new person. I love them automatically.

Also, someone please get meep some shades, he's looking quite creepypasta right now.

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